This world is a magical, wonderful place but we don’t half fill it up with absolute rubbish. It’s time our beloved planet Earth had a clear out and boxed up all the junk we’d be better off without.
From the useless and annoying to the downright shameful, here are 14 things the world really needs to just lock up for good!
This needs to go! Needing scissors to open a new pair of scissors is not okay. Lock up all pointless packaging now.
Cyclists who just get in the way
Okay, so maybe you can’t lock away the actual cyclist but lock away their bikes. How are we meant to overtake you when you ride in convoy, cyclists?!
And THESE sunglasses they wear
This isn’t the 90’s and you’re not in a surfer film. Lock ‘em up!
While we’re on the topic of fashion…
This abomination that makes the standard croc look classy.
Eight years on from the release of the film, we’re still being subjected to this horrible site. Lock up all mankinis pronto!
And these ‘high fashion hooves’
Please just stop, lock them up and throw away the key!
Fedoras can go, too
Which brings us nicely onto the next thing the world needs to lock up…
It’s done. It’s over. We’re totally not envious of your beard. Honest.
We’d miss it at first, but in the end we’d be better off.
In both senses of the word. Spam ham and junk mail, they can both stayed locked up for good!
Every defiant tissue that ends up in the wash
We’re not sure how we’d set about locking up all tissues, but there’s nothing worse than this laundry nightmare!
Embarrassing number plates
Yes, you are a WNK3R, no, you don’t need to advertise this fact, it’s abundantly clear. If we had it our way we’d be boxing up all those customized number plates and hiding them in a Lok n’Store storage cell for good!
Awkward family events
If we could figure out a way to capture all those awkward family moments and lock them up, we’d do it in a heartbeat.
We do love them but wouldn’t it be nice if we could have a place to lock ‘em up from time to time? Only in case of real emergencies, of course.
Got any other things you think should be locked away for good? Let us know what you’d lock away in the comments below!
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