This world is a magical, wonderful place but we don’t half fill it up with absolute rubbish. It’s time our beloved planet Earth had a clear-out and boxed up all the junk we’d be better off without.
From the useless and annoying to the downright shameful, here are 14 things the world really needs to just lock up for good!
Pointless packaging
This needs to go! Needing scissors to open a new pair of scissors is not okay. Lock up all pointless packaging now.
Cyclists who just get in the way
Okay, so maybe you can’t lock away the actual cyclist but lock away their bikes. How are we meant to overtake you when you ride in convoy, cyclists?!
Borat mankinis
Eight years on from the release of the film, we’re still being subjected to this horrible sight. Lock up all mankinis pronto!
Fedoras can go, too
This brings us nicely onto the next thing the world needs to lock up…
HIPSTERS
It’s done. It’s over. We’re totally not envious of your beard. Honest.
Reality-TV
Do I really need to explain?
Spam
In both senses of the word. Spam ham and junk mail, they can both stayed locked up for good!
Every defiant tissue that ends up in the wash
We’re not sure how we’d set about locking up all tissues, but there’s nothing worse than this laundry nightmare!
Embarrassing number plates
Yes, you are a WNK3R, no, you don’t need to advertise this fact, it’s abundantly clear. If we had it our way we’d be boxing up all those customized number plates and hiding them in a LoknStore storage cell for good!
Awkward family events
If we could figure out a way to capture all those awkward family moments and lock them up, we’d do it in a heartbeat.
Siblings (sometimes)
We do love them but wouldn’t it be nice if we could have a place to lock ‘em up from time to time? Only in case of real emergencies, of course.
Spurs football club
One can only take so much talk of the 'good old days,' which footballing history books point to being the 'not that good old days.'
The Kilt
Or the tartan if you like. Either way lads; it's a skirt and none of us wants to see your hairy legs in it.
Lists
Seriously, no more lists. We are so over them!
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