Have your girlfriend’s shoes taken over?

October 22, 2013

Gentlemen, did you know that your wife or girlfriend is taking over your wardrobe space?

Without you realising it, she will have gradually invaded your space with her vastly ridiculous collection of handbags and shoes. She will have cleverly passed it off as “a bargain” or “I need them for an interview,” but she will have gradually stolen (yes I say stolen) your personal wardrobe space. No doubt you have been unable to find that fine pair of soft Italian leather loafers that you bought in Milan that year. Have you “lost” that new pair of running shoes that mysteriously disappeared at the same time as the sales started?

There’s only one thing for it my friend; your wife needs self-storage. She needs a small storage unit for that vast collection of shoes and bags where she can store them out of harm's way. She could visit whenever she wants, selecting just that right colour of mule, stiletto or slingback. Rent her a 25 sqft room at Lok’nStore and she would even be able to put a full-length mirror in there as well.

Think about it this way: you don’t know what to get her for Christmas, do you?

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